As America’s bellies recover from gluttony on Thanksgiving, Soopah is burning off the calories using the world’s oldest sport: making out. How about the curve on his babe, huh? Just one long continuous one. It would get any superhero all hot and bothered.
This happened to me with at least 18 basketballs.
My parents made me play soccer for three years, and I hated every minute of it. My team lost every single game my last season. I said fuck this and moved on to violin, at which I excelled. What kind of human game won’t let you touch the ball with your hands? Ok yeah, there’s hockey, but at least they get to beat the shit out of each other.
Fuck soccer.
I think I have some more childhood pain to get out.
FUCK SOCCER!
That is all.