Soopah Is A Soccer Playa

As America’s bellies recover from gluttony on Thanksgiving, Soopah is burning off the calories using the world’s oldest sport: making out. How about the curve on his babe, huh? Just one long continuous one. It would get any superhero all hot and bothered.


3 thoughts on “Soopah Is A Soccer Playa

  1. My parents made me play soccer for three years, and I hated every minute of it. My team lost every single game my last season. I said fuck this and moved on to violin, at which I excelled. What kind of human game won’t let you touch the ball with your hands? Ok yeah, there’s hockey, but at least they get to beat the shit out of each other.
    Fuck soccer.

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