I hated this play on words as a kid and I still do as an adult. What better way to handle this hate than by making a comic revolved around it? That wasn’t rhetorical. I really am curious and want to know. Tell me!
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Soopah’s Friend’s Diabeetus
Don’t get us wrong. We hates diabetes. It is a cruel disease that impacts many people across the world. This comic is in no way making fun of diabetes sufferers.
However, we are making huge fun of diabeetus, this hysterical mis-pronunciation of Diabetes spokesperson, Wilford Brimley. Associated with the foundation for decades, Brimley practically yells at the camera telling people to get their diabeetus checked. It’s like the producers of the segment were afraid to correct him. He is, afterall, an actor and should have been directed to stress the “eez” ending that most of us know. Nope. He just did his own damn thing. Even showed up in a 10-gallon hat.
Rest in peace, Mr Brimley. Not now, but when you do actually die.
Soopah’s Friend’s Masturbatorium
Masturbatoriums date back to Ancient Egypt, where pharaohs would dedicate an entire wing off of their throne room for slave viewing. Well-endowed servants would parade through for inspiration. Many centuries later, artists developed painting and sculpting methods to capture all of man’s deepest desires. These works of art adorned the studies of wealthy aristocrats for good measure.
The printing press and Internet gave masturbatorium potential to the general masses, No longer did man need to commission humans or art to inspire their session. Now, most just need a mobile phone and a quiet single stall bathroom.
Soopah Hates Good-byes
Well, who doesn’t really? The best way to part ways with a good friend is a knowing affirmative nod and firm two-pump handshake. Anything more is sissy.
Soopah Has A Way With Animals
Let’s just see how well that dog obeys now! Huh? Huh? But seriously, folks, you should adopt dogs from kill shelters. Besides the fact you aren’t getting some genetically inbred “pure-breed”, you are saving money, preventing death, and really, the dogs are just as stupid. Do it!
